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#1 User is offline   Sticktrix 

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:35 PM

Lets have a laugh in this forum

To start off:

Heaven Getting Crowded
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven.
St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there would be a test to get into Heaven: They each had to answer a single question.
To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"
The teacher thought for a second, and then replied: "That would have been the Titanic, right?" St. Peter let him through the gate.
Next, St. Peter turned to the garbage man, and figuring that heaven didn’t really need all the stink that this guy would bring in, decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?"
The garbage man guessed 1228, to which St. Peter said, "That happens to be right. Go ahead."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "What were their names?"

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:37 PM

Haha good idea man, I feel some chuck norris jokes coming on.
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:38 PM

View PostJagr, on Jun 4 2008, 06:42 PM, said:

Haha good idea man, I feel some chuck norris jokes coming on.


LOL ok then. Keep it clean though. Or else the FDL guys would delete this topic. :lol:
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:41 PM

It was once rumoured that chuck norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but it was soon discovered that Chuck himself started this rumour himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 05:02 PM

Hmm... there's a Chuck Norris joke thread somewhere around... Lemme look for it. :lol:
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 05:16 PM

Here it is:

http://www.freedrumlessons.com/drum-forums...p?showtopic=743

One of the best threads ever... :lol:
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 05:21 PM

View PostDealas, on Jun 4 2008, 09:21 PM, said:

Here it is:

http://www.freedrumlessons.com/drum-forums...p?showtopic=743

One of the best threads ever... :lol:


Ya i agree :lol:
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 06:57 PM

I dont know any clean jokes!
Yawn: Nature's way of letting a married man open his mouth

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 07:03 PM

+1
If I post to this topic, I'd be the shortest-lasting mod in the history of modding.
I'll try to think of something 'G' rated.

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. You'll never know if you like it until you pull down your pants and take a slide on the ice.
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 07:05 PM

View PostPoco Askew, on Jun 4 2008, 11:08 PM, said:

+1
If I post to this topic, I'd be the shortest-lasting mod in the history of modding.
I'll try to think of something 'G' rated.


:P
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 09:21 AM

LOL too bad we have limits to what we can post
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 09:27 AM

Can't we put some kind of warning in the topic title or the first post? Then we can be as "g" rated as possible!
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:03 AM

Here's a picture ice-breaker:

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:07 AM

Poor cat :o
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 11:12 AM

It only looks like 1/2 a cat. Someone must have already taken the good half.
. You'll never know if you like it until you pull down your pants and take a slide on the ice.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 11:22 AM

Yeah, an 18-wheeler probably.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 11:35 AM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 01:31 PM

Oh man, I've got tons...

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Just a teaser... I'll put more up as the thread progesses. :o

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 01:45 PM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 02:24 PM

View Postklejton, on Jun 5 2008, 01:27 PM, said:

Yeah, an 18-wheeler probably.



Sorry... I didn't see it last winter. Just felt a mild vibration! :o
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